Brown's a very old friend of mine.
Once I went to his house to dine;
Some of the aristocracy were there.
Ev'ryone of 'em thought me "great"
And said, when they saw me lick my plate
That I must be an American millionaire.
The waiter came into the room with a beautiful lump of pork
And though I'd "wolfed" enough to feed a town,
I thought I'd like a sample of the crackling and the gravy,
So I loosened out my vest and said to Brown:

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Carve a little bit off the top for me! for me!
Just a little bit off the top for me! for me!
Saw me off a yard or two, I'll tell you when to stop;
All I want is a little bit off the top!

Once I made up my mind to roam,
And spend a week by the briny foam;
I'd never been far away from home before.
Ev'ryone of the family
Were sorry indeed to part with me;
They all love Willie, especially ma-in-law.
They all came up and asked me for a lock of my golden hair,
At last I asked the missus which particular bit she fancied,
And she rubbed her nose and lovingly replied:,P>

Tear a little bit off the top for me! for me!
Just a little bit off the top for me! for me!
I'll fix it on the copperstick and use it for a mop;
All I want is a little bit off the top!