A SPAMMER IN THE WORKS

There has to be a reason
Why some people like to spam.
I guess they only do it
Just because they can!

They should have better things to do
There's plenty there to find.
If they would only look around,
But maybe they’re too blind!

It’s such a shame they feel this way,
I thought Hamm had taught us well.
Why do they have to screw us all
P’raps only they can tell.

I hope that they will see the light,
And leave this site to us.
We all have happy memories,
So, please get off the bus!

Please get off the bus, I say,
Go walking in the rain.
Just find something else to do,
You’re causing too much pain!

I don’t know where you're coming from.
You must be very sick.
To pass your time by sending Spam.
It’s how you get your kick.

Sitting in your room all day!
Just try and get out more.
It may give you fun to spam,
However there's a law!

I hope they find you soon my friend.
And put you in a cell.
It will happen soon enough,
Only time will tell!