President Richard Nixon and Vice President Spiro Agnew had begun to cause a certain amount of anxiety, even before Watergate hit the news. Agnew resigned in disgrace soon after this poem was written, and was replaced by Gerald Ford. The Watergate scandal occurred soon afterward.

NIXON and AGNEW

(Sung to the tune M-O-T-H-E-R)

M
A
F
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A
 is for a fellow, name of Milhouse;
is for the Agnew by his side;
is for that "FAMILY" institution, and
is for the Income they derive.
is for the Answers that stay hidden,
Though one comes to the surface awful quick.
Where Georgie was the Father of our Nation,
The GODFATHER goes by the name of DICK !

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